KAWAN OH KAWAN....

Hahaha... semalam adalh hari yg pling best time kat opis. Aku terpikir la satu idea camne nak kene kan kawan ak. Dia ni India-Africa, mulot sangat "drastik"! apa lagi ak pon terkeluar satu idea nak terkena kan die. SMS menggunakan email opis ak terus ke henpon die. ak xreti nk terangkan cmner bole sms dpd email ak ni. Ak rasa korg pon mngkin tau cmner nak wat kan.
Ak nk kenekan die pon sebab dy ni kononyer rmai scandal la. Siap ade scandal duk kat Millenium Square ag tu... dah tu sepnjg mnggu2 sudah asyik bersolek sakan.. ak rasa dy nk g berdating kot. Cuma bau kemasamam ( bau tengik) still ader kat die. haishh entahla, mampos jantan tu ak rasa lau berdating ngan die ni.



ni lah die

Ak pun mula la "projek" penyamaran ak dgn menjadi pakistan mix bangladesh. Msg pertama ak pada die, "Baby, may i know u? u are so hot baby. are u balcky or whity? i thing u are so pretty.... im so horny baby... Im pakistani but mix bangladesh"... ak terus send kat die..
Bape minute pastu, dy terus dpt sms tu, terus wat muka pelik. Dy xblas kononyer die sngka no international la kan.

Ak terus kan misi penghantaran msg tu kat die. "Baby, can i call u puppy? (nama anjing la tuh!) it seems like i miss u like i miss my died cat. Do you like dog? I like dog and cat. I think you are beautiful like my cat. Can u call me dada??? i love lizard as well please puppy.... " Apa lagi, bntai tergelak ak satu opis pas tgok memek muka member ak ni jd geli mcm puaka! Terus dy wat2 muntah mcm tertelan katak...


Ak antar msg lg "Puppy, why u dun reply my msg? u hate me because im bangla?? yes im bangla but im so so white too. U know, once u pregnant our babies, they will so beutiful like u with our mix colors. u dun like puppy?? (member ak ni itam giler, cantik ker???). Dy dapat msg tu terus mcm nk terpengsan baca. ak lg la ngan member opis ak yg lain bnta gelak smpai nk tercabut mata ak ni ha... dy da mula la pikir2 sape la manusia hanjeng tu... Puppy la, nk mkn sup cicak la....lalalalala.... ak xpedulik... ak antar lg...

Ak ckp " Puppy, u want flight ticket? i know u must be sexy. i live at england..im so rich... come here puppy, i want u to wear a black sexy gown ( lau dah sama2 black, nk nmpak apa? gigi??) i want u to wear this gown and i will send it by post. okay puppyy??" Si member ak ni terus bising satu opis. Ak pon jaja la abis2 jntan bangla tergila2 kat die ni...


Lastly, ak antar " Puppy, im so cold here. i need lizard soup puppy... i want to hug u. u want puppy??"... Dah meroyan pompuan ni bc msg giler mamat bangla ni...hehehehe. Pastu dy dah mula syak ak sebab ak lak terlebih2 ketawa! adehhhhh..... Yela mana xnyer, xthn ak tgok gaya dy geli2... terbahak2 sudah .... last2 ak tetap nafikan gak.... ak akn tetap wat lg smpai minah ni terus terperasan and terperasaaaaantann! sOdap lg eNak!