NH Colla Plus

Hari ni nk cite pasal ke'beauty'an bolee??? sape setuju??? hahaha... Ni nk cite pasal collagen yg ak consume skang ni. NH COLLA Plus... mmg the vogue the vast wa ckp lu... sblm ni pernah amik total image collagen. Berkesan gak taw cuma xlarat seh nk minum air bergelen2.. Sudah2 nyer, ke toilet jgk ak asyik nk terkencing jerk. Mana tak nyer, sesaat kang kencing, dua saat lg kencing... Pas tu, kering kontang 'kantOng' ak ni... cippodawhhh...

Ak baru je beli NH colla plus ni.. rasenyer ader rase grape ckit pd permulaan teguk, pastu penghujungnyer ader rasa ikan lak...ermmm.... sebab ad Marine Collagen. Yg pasti 5000mg yekk. Time ak tulis ni, bru 2botol la ak try... kesannyer, lum nmpk cuma ak rasa tegang2 kulit muka ni. Ak xtau la tegang ni sebab apa. Sebab ak wt senaman muka atau kesan collagen ni.



Haha....nape nk kene wat senaman muka lak??? heeeee... dulu kan.. i mean 2-3yrs back la.. Bentuk ak dulu bulat sesangat. Ak pon carik la alternative tnpa surgery cmner nk lonjong2 muka n kempis skit. So, ak pon wat option utk wat senaman muka. kesannyer, 3bln jerrrr.... terror x?? muka ak terus jd cm pnjg..hihihi... Ha ni xtpu.. nk letak pic, pic lama masa muka bulat tu xder la...seriusss... Korg lau nk wat kene la rajin, sebab senaman muka ni mmg pelik la... Mcm2 gaya korg kene wat taw, silap2 boleh cramp tulang pipi tu lau salah step.. xke naya t muka senget??? sapo nk jwb??

Ok berbalik pd collagen tu, Bnda ni mcm pek di atas tu is a promotional pack. dlm ader 16 xsilap sebab ader free 3 bottles. Ak pon beli ni sebab dah terpenGaroh ngan blog2 lain n forum2 yg sebarkan keberkesanan collagen ni. Tp time amik Total Image tu mmg la berkesan, Parut pon makin pudar tu.. Mcm ak ckp xthnyer, asyik nk buka seluar...kencingggg~~~ bergelen2... huh xlarat ak... Mcm excercise lak kan...

If korg rasa nk try collagen tu, try r... Umo ak bru 23. Tp kene la jg dpd skang kang... Xnk t dh uzur bru ak nk terkengkang-kengkang crik. Bnda ni sbg supplement gak coz 100% no preservative so dun worry about the side effect. Yg paling2 best, muka ak dah kurang berminyak.. lau dulu time tgh hari, harus muka ni berminyak mcm tumpahnyer minyak sardin di muka ku... Tp skang ni ak perasan kurang beb!! xtpu....!!

Apapun selamat mencuba!! Lau x experience sendiri, mana nk tau kan kesannyer..
Nk Kencing jap...hihihihi.....

KAWAN OH KAWAN....

Hahaha... semalam adalh hari yg pling best time kat opis. Aku terpikir la satu idea camne nak kene kan kawan ak. Dia ni India-Africa, mulot sangat "drastik"! apa lagi ak pon terkeluar satu idea nak terkena kan die. SMS menggunakan email opis ak terus ke henpon die. ak xreti nk terangkan cmner bole sms dpd email ak ni. Ak rasa korg pon mngkin tau cmner nak wat kan.
Ak nk kenekan die pon sebab dy ni kononyer rmai scandal la. Siap ade scandal duk kat Millenium Square ag tu... dah tu sepnjg mnggu2 sudah asyik bersolek sakan.. ak rasa dy nk g berdating kot. Cuma bau kemasamam ( bau tengik) still ader kat die. haishh entahla, mampos jantan tu ak rasa lau berdating ngan die ni.



ni lah die

Ak pun mula la "projek" penyamaran ak dgn menjadi pakistan mix bangladesh. Msg pertama ak pada die, "Baby, may i know u? u are so hot baby. are u balcky or whity? i thing u are so pretty.... im so horny baby... Im pakistani but mix bangladesh"... ak terus send kat die..
Bape minute pastu, dy terus dpt sms tu, terus wat muka pelik. Dy xblas kononyer die sngka no international la kan.

Ak terus kan misi penghantaran msg tu kat die. "Baby, can i call u puppy? (nama anjing la tuh!) it seems like i miss u like i miss my died cat. Do you like dog? I like dog and cat. I think you are beautiful like my cat. Can u call me dada??? i love lizard as well please puppy.... " Apa lagi, bntai tergelak ak satu opis pas tgok memek muka member ak ni jd geli mcm puaka! Terus dy wat2 muntah mcm tertelan katak...


Ak antar msg lg "Puppy, why u dun reply my msg? u hate me because im bangla?? yes im bangla but im so so white too. U know, once u pregnant our babies, they will so beutiful like u with our mix colors. u dun like puppy?? (member ak ni itam giler, cantik ker???). Dy dapat msg tu terus mcm nk terpengsan baca. ak lg la ngan member opis ak yg lain bnta gelak smpai nk tercabut mata ak ni ha... dy da mula la pikir2 sape la manusia hanjeng tu... Puppy la, nk mkn sup cicak la....lalalalala.... ak xpedulik... ak antar lg...

Ak ckp " Puppy, u want flight ticket? i know u must be sexy. i live at england..im so rich... come here puppy, i want u to wear a black sexy gown ( lau dah sama2 black, nk nmpak apa? gigi??) i want u to wear this gown and i will send it by post. okay puppyy??" Si member ak ni terus bising satu opis. Ak pon jaja la abis2 jntan bangla tergila2 kat die ni...


Lastly, ak antar " Puppy, im so cold here. i need lizard soup puppy... i want to hug u. u want puppy??"... Dah meroyan pompuan ni bc msg giler mamat bangla ni...hehehehe. Pastu dy dah mula syak ak sebab ak lak terlebih2 ketawa! adehhhhh..... Yela mana xnyer, xthn ak tgok gaya dy geli2... terbahak2 sudah .... last2 ak tetap nafikan gak.... ak akn tetap wat lg smpai minah ni terus terperasan and terperasaaaaantann! sOdap lg eNak!